В последнее время смотрю много забугорных сайтов, порой попадается прекрасное. В общие темы это, вроде как, класть не очень осмысленно, так что создал отдельную.

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По Толкину. Что-то давно известное, что-то новое. :-)
Я, например, не слышал ни о китайском гибриде НР и Хоббита, ни о психованном шведском переводчике. :-)
http://lotrproject.com/blog/2014/03/23/9-things-related-to-tolkien-you-maybe-didnt-know/

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Не я один так думаю. :-)

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Разделение Европы

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СМС-переписка с родителями

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Отлично!  ;D

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1. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Yours is just stupid.

2. You have ONE advantage over me... You can kiss my ass and I can't!

3. When a smurf is choking what color does it turn?

4. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave the world wondering how.

5. Boys are like lava lamps. They's nice to look at but they're not very bright.

6. A good friend comforts you when he rejects you, but a best friend confronts him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

7. I used to be normal until I met those freaks I call my friends.

8. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time!

9. Until I was about 13 I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

10. The worst time to have a heart attack is probably during a game of charades...

11. Life's all about common sense. Unfortunately common sense isn't all that common.

12. I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

13. You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me and not you.

14. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em off!

15. My vacuum really sucks... Is that good or bad?

16. Politics is made up of 2 words: poli (many) and tics (bloodsucking parasites).

17. If 2 wrongs don't make a right, how do 2 negatives make a positive?

18. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried nailing Jell-o to tree.

19. If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

20. If you try to fail but succeed, have you succeeded or have you failed?

21. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

22. Good friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have a shovel ready to burry the loser who made you cry.

23. She's my best friend. Break her heart, I break your face.

24. Best friends: They know how stupid you are but still choose to be seen with you in public.

25. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

26. I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

27. My best friends are the kind of people who spend hours trying to drown a fish... but I still love 'em.

28. Drink Coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! :D

29. I have ADD and magic markers. You should be afraid... very afraid.

30. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

31. God must really love stupid people; He made so many of them.

32. My anger management class pisses me off.

33. I couldn't repair you brakes so I made your horn louder.

34. Work for God... The retirement benefits are great!

35. Better for poeple to THINK you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove that you are.

(на работе порадовали)

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F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders: http://scienceblogger.livejournal.com/173953.html

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Это комикс, там ещё есть.
http://nielsg.com/

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На таможне.
- Nationality?
- Russian.
- Occupation?
- No, just visiting.

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Teacher Arrested at JFK
Submitted by oceanoz on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 16:46
in
Daily Paul Liberty Forum
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference just before noon today, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Although he did not identify the man, he confirmed the man has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Дальше пошёл толстый троллинг и стало неинтересно. :-)

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Sentences Found in Patients' Medical Charts

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia forlunch.
13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15. She is numb from her toes down.
16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.
17. The skin was moist and dry.
18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.
21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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Gandalf`s mail
(pic from FB, I just added text)

Couple more -
Re: Claim for unplanned bleaching of cloak.From Lorien WashPowder Co.
[SPAM] Do you want to enlarge your staff? From SuperLongStaff
[NOT SPAM] Hot sale! Only 9.99 - Kit for Wizard`s beard care. Free shipping from Valinor! From Valababa.com

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Новая классификация: "напиток для ректального использования".

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I can find someone here in town as important as a bass player. :-)))

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Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity

http://www.theonion.com/article/biologists-confirm-god-evolved-from-chimpanzee-dei-35755

...chimpanzee deity made several early attempts to produce rudimentary solar systems, but on each occasion was spooked upon inadvertently creating fire, which is said to have caused it to screech loudly, angrily swat away the newly formed sun, and then scamper across the universe to hide from the flaming sphere.

:-))))))))))))))

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

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Очень хотелось бы перевести "saving" так, чтобы сохранить смысл :)

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Весёлая азбука. Первые 26 способов из 40k ;)

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Продолжение здесь: https://www.brainpickings.org/2011/01/19/edward-gorey-the-gashlycrumb-tinies/

Автозамена такая автозамена.

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Сегодня на космическом аппарате "ЭкзоМарс" по команде из центра управления полётом была включена фотокамера, чтобы получить первые изображения из межпланетного пространства.

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Навеяло чтением нового ГП.

Daily Prophet, tomorrow issue.

Angela Umbridge, half-breed of Dolores Umbridge, ex-Senior Assistant of Minister of Magic and centaur Bane, prepared and published new Ministry-approved list of hexes and curses for Defence of Dark Arts lessons in Hogwarts.
It was developed with special EWU program "Turn Dark into Pink".
We can open for our readers some of them:
Homosexio
Tolerantio
Feministic rebellio
Goblins' lives matters
Clinton presidentio
Greenpeacio imitatio
Global warming bullshitio
Putin nightmario
Turkey (Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan and Nepal) European wizard unio
Marijuana legalio
TransAthlanticTradeTreatment is not conspiracio

This prominent work was Gold-awarded by independent foundation with such sponsors as Gringotts Sachs, Umbridgewater, MalfoyStanley and Koch Bros.

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Божечки, это прекрасно! Made my day!

А я тоже принесу, раз пошла такая пьянка. Отсюда: https://storify.com/Ben_Mund/the-lovecraftian-abc-s

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Мимими!

Обалдеть вообще прекрасное. Супруг за "Лавкрафта для самых маленьких" говорит Большое Спасибо, особенно его козёл покорил.

Да всем козлам козёл, хоть на футболку его воруй

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